cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

5 hours ago · 369,484 notes

sweet-bitsy:

hiccupartist:

who is she

Miss America

zinged:

are u religious? cuz you’re the answers to my prayers

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5 hours ago · 233 notes

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

5 hours ago · 585,892 notes

zachthemermaid:

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5 hours ago · 95,019 notes

harrystylesdildo:

Getting a birthday card from your grandma without any money in it

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5 hours ago · 24,025 notes


if you haven’t seen this picture yet i’m sorry

resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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5 hours ago · 62,527 notes